yay for anti joke
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
we are both lawyers
A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.
hey anti joke, i like you. you make me laugh with your funniness but some of your anti jokes arent funny. thats not cool. the ones i picked up there are funny, more of those, less things that dont make me laugh. k?
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