dream blog #1

last night i had a dream, people in this dream were my family and my friend zach and some random people from a gym and a pond.

first thing i remember was that there was a natural disaster of some sort. my family was forced to move into an abandoned warehouse/hotel. zach needed an ironing board and i went to the gym to get him one. ithe gym was like globo gym from dodgeball, but it was red. they threw medicine balls at me before i could get the ironing board...i was back in the hotel-warehouse and we knew someone was a traitor in the group and we didnt know who it was. when we walked in the door, zach went to his room. i was laying on the floor and i looked down the long hall and i saw him get our suitcases, which were balloons, and jump out the window.i decided he must be the traitor since he stole our suitcases and jumped out the window so i ran after him. i jumped out the window, onto the rusty old balcony. he was running into the bushes below me, there was no time to use the stairs so in a full sprint i grabbed on to the railing and jumped. it flipped me down to the ground, matrix style. i chased after him and caught him on the other side of a pond and we started fighting. he had a big bag of drugs now. we were trying to punch but neither of us could punch hard. after we stopped fighting he told me he wasnt the traitor and he just left so he could do his drugs away from my family, they had spilled all over the grass during our tussle. i convinced him he didnt need his drugs and we started to go back to the hotel-warehouse. we had to cross a little river that flowed out of the pond to get back. there was a monster in the river. it had a giant, flat head and a little body. it ate a family playing in the river beside us in one big flat-headed bite. we jumped across the little river and thats all i remember.

michael is a classy man

this mans name is michael. i dont know know him, but i wish i did. he made a website just to show off his kilts. it takes a real man to wear a knee-length denim skirt, and even more of a man to model it on his own website. michael is confidence. see that stick he has? i bet he uses it to kill bears and rescue children from hungry vikings. regular pants cant contain michael. he would wear them if he could, but pants are afraid of him, and who can blame them, hes like superman with a mustache. this is from his website,
"Worn with sandals and rugby shirt for a casual look."
michael, you say casual, i say mind-blowing. thank you for blessing the world.
http://www.longshadows.us/michael_kilts.html

hey weather, its me again.

so i know i said i didnt want it to be hot anymore. for a while i thought we were good, giving us fall weather during fall and what not, but its still fall now. i think you might have forgotten because it snowed last week. a little snow is cool and everything but it wasnt enough to get me out of school, and theres still some left because it hasnt been warmer than thirty five degrees in a week, and theres ice on the lake. its cold, youre being mean again and i dont appreciate it. i just want my fall weather for a few more weeks, its my favorite. so hop on that and give me highs of sixty if you dont mind. thanks weather, love you.

im a little scared of this.

this picture creeps me out. i dont really know why, but you should be afraid too because that dog is wearing pants. he acts like its no big deal, but i think we all know it is a big deal. look at the pants, why do they have red stuff on the bottom? its a mystery, a scary one. my next question is, does this dog also speak words like a person because its wearing clothes like one. could it possibly be a human who has just been turned into a dog and hes still wearing his clothes? if someone goes to the trouble to dress their dog like a human, there should be an investigation. the owner of this dog, if it has one, should be investigated. lets be honest theyre probably a criminal, or possibly a family of criminals like the mob. only a mobster would put pants on a dog.