desk spider

these things are out to get me, i dont like it. ive blogged about shower spiders before and now apparently theyve moved to the computer desk. the latest of which i just smahed with a calendar. he was a big dumb one though, easy kill. however i can think of another that wasnt so easy.

• creepy little desk spider                      sunday afternoon, it was cloudy out. i caught a quick glimpse of him as he slid behind the monitor, and when i looked he was gone. a few minutes later i noticed him on the table beside the desk that holds the printer. he was stealthily scaling the side of said printer. he reached the top and just stared at me. he was a small, round jumping spider with 4 eyes and furry fangs beneath them. i didnt like the way he just sat there with his creepy little eyes so i through a pen top at him and he dodged it and stayed there staring at me, then i through the pen with deadly accuracy and he was knocked off the top of the printer but in a few seconds he was standing on the paper tray with the same stare. next i tried to smash him with a sandal but he escaped with a lightning fast jump and scurried to the bottom of the paper tray where he continued to stare. this time it was far more creepy because he was upside down in the shadow of the tray. i watched for a second then knocked him in the floor and smashed him nice, several times actually, to make sure he was gone. i celebrated for a second then went back to my homework, feeling good about my hard earned victory.