english class

i am not a fan of english class. mostly because i dont like english. i wish i spoke a different language like any kind of chinese or at least had a sweet accent to compliment my english language. i can fake a accent pretty well but its not the same and i always feel like everyone can tell. i know of a way that i could not be english anymore. i could learn a foreign language and move to wherever this language is spoken. eventually i would be so emersed in the culture of this foreign land that i would completely forget that i ever came from america and life would be good.