michael is a classy man

this mans name is michael. i dont know know him, but i wish i did. he made a website just to show off his kilts. it takes a real man to wear a knee-length denim skirt, and even more of a man to model it on his own website. michael is confidence. see that stick he has? i bet he uses it to kill bears and rescue children from hungry vikings. regular pants cant contain michael. he would wear them if he could, but pants are afraid of him, and who can blame them, hes like superman with a mustache. this is from his website,
"Worn with sandals and rugby shirt for a casual look."
michael, you say casual, i say mind-blowing. thank you for blessing the world.
http://www.longshadows.us/michael_kilts.html