i used to collect figures of frogs when i was a child, then i collected playing cards and i usually lost a good amount of the stack almost instantly because i liked throwing them more than collecting them. all that stuff got boring after a while and now i feel i might want to collect things again, i just dont know what to collect. it has to be something cheap because i dont have a lot of money to spend on random things that dont really matter. i could collect stamps, but then id be a freak and people wouldnt like me anymore. i could collect coins but i think id run into the same problem as stamps. what im going to collect will be awesome and free, but theres a lot of awesome things that are free. i need to get more specific, like self portraits of strangers made of playdoh or maybe just any sculpture made of playdoh. i could collect everything and put all of it in my garage but then i might lose things in there that i need, like my cat. if my cat got lost in my clutter collection it would die and smell weird and ruin my collection. so i cant do that. maybe staplers but probably not. ive just thought of something that would make a great collection, pictures of midgets drawn by old people. i dont know about collecting them but i would defiantly like to see them. i would just choose any old people though, theyed have to be crazy for starters, because theyd think the midgets were crazy things like leprechauns or ghosts so their drawing would be better.
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