nasty cockroach

so i walked into my bathroom last night at about twelve and when i flipped on the light something in the sink caught my eye. i jumped back, automatically assuming it was a giant man eating spider that was about to kill me, but when i looked again i saw that it was only a very very large cockroach and it was stuck in the sink, it couldnt get enough traction to climb up the edges so it was just sliding around in there. so trapped and defenseless i killed it, and threw away everything on my sink that it touched. the end.

songs that give me chills

i should start by saying i get the goose bumps extremely easily for almost no reason at all sometimes and something about music gives me chills even easier than other things and these are all songs i can think of that at some point when listening to them gave me chills:

forever young-the youth group
rerezzed legacy-the glitch mob
nuvole bianche-ludovico einaudi
skinny love-bon iver
many taylor swift songs-yes im a man and also not ashamed
warp 1.9-the bloody beetroots 
mandolin moon-sister hazel
cult logic-mike snow
lime tree-trevor hall
cosmic love-florence and the machine
home-edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros
falling-bassnectar
back against the wall-cage the elephant
satelite-guster
pursuit of happiness-kid cudi (steve aoki remix) 
song we sang away-low vs diamond
moth's wings-passion pit
something good can work-two door cinema club
lasso-pheonix
dr dog-heart it races
walking far from home-iron & wine
ghosts n stuff-deadmau5
dr. p-sweet shop
pyro-kings of leon
pretty much any mumford and sons song
one day-matisyahu
im shipping up to boston-dropkick murphys
lots of the avett brothers songs

thats about all i can think of now but there are many many more, trust me.

poetry project pictures

 i was just looking at my blog and realized i hadnt done any paints in a while so i decided to put these up, theye were pictures that i made to go along with the poems but i dont think you want to see the poems because theyre pretty bad so im just utting this part up :)

...spacebar...

i just realized its like,

  

and i have at least twenty of them in my house, thats awesome.

or maybe its more like a spacebar as in a metal bar but made of outer space? that would probably make me less money but it would be a lot more awesome.

Dream blog number four

It started out playing soccer on a weird island soccer field. There were six goals and I was being forced to stand in the middle and do nothing, next thing I know there are stairs that go down into the ground and a small girl standing on them. She looked like a smaller version of a who from the grinch (movie) and she told us to follow her. So me and a friend of mine and a guy I guess I made up because I don't know him outside of my dreams follow the little who child to an abandoned orphanage. It was a tropical place that looked like a mix between Italy and somewhere in brazil. So me and my two friends start to live in a tall tower in the orphanage. One day after living there a while the who girl reappeared out of nowhere and we were surprised. We followed her to the bottom of the tower and trough stone arches, on the other side there was an open hallway and at the end we saw the grinch come out of a door with some who women, however the grinch was blue and wearing a night gown. He saw us too and the women chased us back up to the top of the tower. When we made it to he top a normal human girl came in and killed my two friends. I begged her not to kill me and she said she would have mercy. The next thing I know I'm in the ocean in some type of cocoon and my friends are with me again and we can breathe underwater. There was a lighting storm and we decided we'd sneak back into the orphanage. So we go back into our tower and close the windows so they won't know were there. The orphanage isn't abandoned anymore and all the children are whos and a mean who woman is in charge. Me my two friends and now my girlfriend begin to do chores as if we are part of the orphanage, trickin them to give us food. We eventually begin to think they suspect us. I was hiding in the room where te fridge was one day and I hear something on the stairs in that room. I look around the corner and see an old who standing there twitching with sparks coming out of his back. The woman comes and takes a large battery out of his back. Turns out this is a robot who orphanage so we are even more afraid and we go back and hide in the tower and one of my friends battery dies. We were robots too and while we thought we were tricking them we realize they knew the whole time and then I wake up.

this dog is not retarded.

unlike the last dog i blogged about, i have nothing negative to say about this dog. i can only point out that it has spaghetti noodles on its face which is unfortunate, but considering the situation i think this dog is handling it well by trying to eat the noodles. no one wants a wasteful dog, i think we may need to worry about the owner of the dog  though, who would think to put noodles on their dogs face and take a picture. its either brilliant or just wrong. if the owner did this with the intent of taking an awesome picture, mad props, but if he just did it because he likes to put different kinds of food on little fido's face, thats not cool. wasting perfectly good noodles like that would be awful and i hope thats not the case.

things that give me chills #1

 

i found this video on stumble upon (best site ever) and i felt like blogging about it because it shows that we're all people and it doesnt matter what someone looks like or where they live, they can be just like me but  just born in a different world. its cliche but it makes me think of the phrase dont judge a book by its cover. i mean what can be worse than a nazi, but the guy the trumpet player talks about was scared and missed his family just like he did.

had to switch computers the other ones freakin out

so i was just minding my own business, blogging on the computer when it decided to tell me i didnt have a firewall up and i was at an extremely high risk for getting a virus. but its wrong because im pretty sure it does have a firewall up but i guess i was at a risk to get a virus because im almost positive it was one..thats not cool making your virus look like its my antivirus software. its like cheating because i know for a fact my mom would have clicked on it, which would probably have made my computer melt or turn into a decepticon and kill her so whoever made that virus that looks like an antivirus, get a life and a girlfriend or something so you dont have to sit around and make clever viruses all the time because now i cant use my computer and the one im using right now is having a space bar issue and its not appreciated. thanks, i hate you, bye.

these things, i want some.

does that not look fun? its like wheelchairs for your feet, and its awesome. theyre called chariot skates and theyre basically your normal skates on roids. apparently it feels more like skiing than skating and you can skate on grass if you feel like it. i watched a video and the guy just flys by everyone walking like hes better than them, because he is better than them. he has chariot skates. if i had these bad boys i would never walk again. one problem though, i could see myself having many painful face plants often. i may be wrong but it doesnt look like theres anything to keep you from falling forward if you get off balance but despite the potential risks i would still buy some if it they were for sale, which unfortunately they arent.