hey weather, whats up?

its october 28 today, its hot and thats not cool. living in raleigh i expect the weather to be weird but this has gone too far. i am a fan of seasons and id like to see some of the fall one please, im talking to you weather. if i was a child and i still thought the man in the tv made the weather i would cry because he was so mean. every other year of my life its felt like fall during fall, but not this time. the weather teased us with its rude tricks a few times and in late september when it finally began cooling down i was happy and thought to myself that the world was doing just fine. next thing i know its october and its hot and terrible things are happening around the globe. i want to gain 500 pounds and sit on the weather until it promises to play nice and do what its supposed to do. i guess it could be global warming and if it is im going to throw things at people who drive any car but a prius and ill give candy to people who walk and ride bikes. i dont think thats what it is though, so weather lets do the right thing and chill out a little.