hey weather, whats up?

its october 28 today, its hot and thats not cool. living in raleigh i expect the weather to be weird but this has gone too far. i am a fan of seasons and id like to see some of the fall one please, im talking to you weather. if i was a child and i still thought the man in the tv made the weather i would cry because he was so mean. every other year of my life its felt like fall during fall, but not this time. the weather teased us with its rude tricks a few times and in late september when it finally began cooling down i was happy and thought to myself that the world was doing just fine. next thing i know its october and its hot and terrible things are happening around the globe. i want to gain 500 pounds and sit on the weather until it promises to play nice and do what its supposed to do. i guess it could be global warming and if it is im going to throw things at people who drive any car but a prius and ill give candy to people who walk and ride bikes. i dont think thats what it is though, so weather lets do the right thing and chill out a little.

what if there was an arm growing out of your face

it would be a hard life. you wouldnt be able to control the arm on your face, it would do everything on its own. it would grab things that you had no intention of grabbing. if you were walking down a street it might tickle another man or steal a balloon from a child. you would constantly be apologizing for all of the dirty tricks your facearm would pull. it wouldnt only embarrass you by being mean to others, it would constantly be annoying because of the shenanigans it would carry out on you. it would put gross things in your mouth when you werent looking. it would punch your ears when you need to listen, poke your eyes when you need to see, and slap your face when it was cold out. when you have sleepovers with your friends it would play cruel jokes like putting its stubby armface fingers in a warm glass of water when you fell asleep. all of the other kids would laugh at you. it would be very competitive, so competitive that it would beat small orphans in a game of slaps. then the orphans would cry. you would feel terrible and apologize but they would just call you a meanie and run away, even though you did nothing. you would hate your face arm and cut it off. it would make you happy until you took the bandage off and discovered you now have two facearms. one was puny and it would get picked on by the other. the bully facearm would force the wimpy facearm to arm wrestle with it. the bully arm would have no trouble pinning the teeny arm down. it would pin it right on your broken nose that will never heal because your mean face arm grabs it all the time. eventually you would have no friends because of your facearms awful personality. life would not be pleasent with an arm growing out of your face.

Story Part One

I am writing this letter to you as a last resort to save my best friend. I used to have a friend named Denlin, we have been best friends since the day we were born. He was the most popular person in our high school and he was even famous throughout our little mining town of Gaphole, Tennessee. Everyone who met him loved him. He could cheer up anyone having a bad day with just a smile and a kind word. We did everything together right up to the day he died, actually he was murdered, with a crossbow, by a bear. I realize that doesn't make sense to you, but I can explain. First things first, you should know that this is the year 3010 and the future is very different. We don't have cars or roads like you do because everyone can teleport. Theres no disease and time travel for inanimate objects like this letter has recently become possible. There are no cellphones anymore but we can communicate with anyone across the universe with nanobots that are injected into our blood. These nanobots have also increased human life expectancy up to 359 years and its still growing. You might be thinking that the future sounds pretty good right now and it would be except for one thing. The bears.

http://coolkidshavehikingboots.blogspot.com/2010/09/story-part-two.html --- thats where the rest is if you want it.

30 quality words and some pictures

1. Ingenious
2. Blast
3. Indian
4. Abstract
5. Jujitsu

6. Benign
7. Quack
8. Jingle
9. Mangle
10. Glitter
11. Tower
12. Flagstaff
13. Shroud
14. Humdinger
15. Jelly
16. Gawk
17. Camber
18. Zigzag
19. Ebony
20. Yellow
21. Fluff
22. Bubble
23. Spigot
24. Jumble
25. Heifer
26. Gnome
27. Able
28. Festival
29. Pickle
30. Spoon

brain cakes suck

i had the joy of making a three dimensional representation of the human brain today. for some inexplicable reason i decided it would be easiest if i made it out of cake, i was wrong. it 8:00 now and im not done and i still have two papers to write before tomorrow. you might wonder why im blogging when i have all of this work to get done. im not answering that because i dont want to because i still want to go back downstairs and pulverize the stupid brain cake. i would have been done a while ago had my left hemisphere not tried to commit suicide in my kitchen floor. it took a whole jar of icing to fix it and now it sits, misshapen and unhappy beside the almost perfect right hemisphere. i also had to replace my medulla several times and i nearly body slammed the whole thing when attempting to ice the cerebellum. after all of this im still not finished, i still have to make the key for the whole thing. now im going to go at least try to get some of my other homework done