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staplers. theyre very useful for holding pages of paper togerther, but not too many pieces at once. this would cause a problem because they just get smashed on your paper adn no one wants that to happen to a perfectly good. some people staple their skin but theyre weird. super weird. the only reason i would put staples in my skin is if someone made me do it and my only other option was death. staples in your skin is much better than death. after all, if they killed you they could staple your skin all they want and you wouldnt know because you would be dead. its possible that i would put a staple through a sticky note then stick it to me and make everyone believe i was one of those really weird people only to show them i was being a joker.

shuffle, oh magical shuffle.

 so today i was driving to lunch with my friend zach and i had my ipod on shuffle, so random songs being chosen out of 2514 a lot of which are from my phases of bad rap, and some hard rock music that tries to  make me hurt myself. when those songs come on they get skipped which is a real chore while im driving because the fm transmitter i have is awful and it only works in one spot, which is about 5 inches out of my reach when im in my driving position. this is why i usually just leave it on playlists, but theres a problem with my playlists and thats that i have a hard time remembering which songs out of the 2514 i want to put on them. so i just decided to try out full shuffle and i hit some shuffle gold. i listed the songs that my ipod chose below. i only had to skip two of 24 and the 22 were songs i like a lot and i had forgotten about some, so it just made me happy...

1.  avett brothers - colorshow
2. matt costa - behind the moon
3. the weepies - wish i could forget
4. jeff buckley - hallelujah
5. kings of leon - slow night
6. skrubz - rythem
7. counting crows - round here
8. pink floyd - party sequence
9. akon - mr. lonley (not in the mood, skipped it)
10. major lazer - pon de floor
11. wyclef jean - if i was president
12. kings of leon - charmer
13. brian mcknight - the only one for me (skipped it)
14. shannon mcarthur - side to side
15. grateful dead - shakedown street
16. trevor hall - under the blanket
17. rusted root - lost in a crowed
18. iron and wine - walking far from home
19. joshua radin - what if you
20. the arcade fire - wake up
21. coldplay - yellow
22. jack johnson - never know (one of the few jack johnson songs i actually like)
23. mumford & sons - the cave
24. dr. dog - heart it races

whats the meaning of life

i dont know, whats the meaning of chocolate, or lizards that change colors, or all the gross stuff down in my keyboard, or paper weights, or giraffes and ugly dogs, or music that sucks or kids with red hair, or peas (peas are gross), or pizzas that smell good but taste funny, or objects made out of wood, or chester drawers, or trees that dont have limbs on the bottom, or chairs that swivel, or anything that swivels, or ink pens, or punctuation in writing or thousand island salad dressing, or that s in island, or cooked vegetables, or funny looking clouds, or lint that gets stuck to me, or pillow cases, or cars with more than three wheels, or paper clips, or hair dye, or jungle cats, or salt water, or mice.

i fix.

thats a serious bubble, even if a human could blow a bubble that big with their mouth i would be impressed. other than that i have some  problems with this comic. problem number one, theres only 1 reindeer, everyone knows that one reindeer cant pull the weight of santas sleigh, i mean comon thats rediculous. problem two, santas sleigh is not green, its red. attention to detail is crucial to comic strips so i give this comic a D- because of problems i have pointed out. i cant laugh even if the words were funny so...

i fix.