facebook is like jail

this is funny. theres no other way to describe it. it makes so much sense while making no sense at all, so its a winner. i found it on stumbleupon. i love stumbleupon, i love it more than a lot of things i own. i love it more than the pillow i have that pokes me with the tips of the little feathers, but is still really comfortable. i love it more than my garage door opener. i love it more than the scratchy towel, and even one of the soft towels i sometimes use to dry off after showering. i love it more than the keyboard im typing on right now. i love it more than burger king, which i dont love very much at all so its not a big deal. i love it more than the back left speaker in my car than rattles when music plays on it. i love it more than my favorite pen that i lost. i love it more than someone i dont talk to very much, or maybe the same amount. i love it more than my first cat which was probably satan but it ran away so its fine. i love it more than people that want to hurt me. i love it more than a reindeer shaped cookie cutter. i love it more than a very large bullfrog. i love it more than any show that comes on abc family, except for americas funniest home video of course. i love it more than the small bush with thorns thats outside my house. i love it more than socks that match. i love it more than pickles and anything that is pickled. i love it more than cinnamon toast crunch. and finally i love it more than gardening and apple orchards that dont produce many apples.

black list.

1. "lol"
2. brendan fraser
3. short hair on women
4. peas
5. movies with dwayne johnson
6. people who wear camouflage in public places
7. competitive eaters
8. when someone repeats something more than twice
9. sticky keyboards
10. hair in my food
11. people who turn things that have no business being a competition into a competition
12. large family portraits
13. the grammar police
14. short door frames
15. big sunglasses
16. target employees that steal my wallet
17. fat cats
18. trucks that are lifted more than 3 inches
19. tools
20. astro vans

i need something fun to collect

i used to collect figures of frogs when i was a child, then i collected playing cards and i usually lost a good amount of the stack almost instantly because i liked throwing them more than collecting them. all that stuff got boring after a while and now i feel i might want to collect things again, i just dont know what to collect. it has to be something cheap because i dont have a lot of money to spend on random things that dont really matter. i could collect stamps, but then id be a freak and people wouldnt like me anymore. i could collect coins but i think id run into the same problem as stamps. what im going to collect will be awesome and free, but theres a lot of awesome things that are free. i need to get more specific, like self portraits of strangers made of playdoh or maybe just any sculpture made of playdoh. i could collect everything and put all of it in my garage but then i might lose things in there that i need, like my cat. if my cat got lost in my clutter collection it would die and smell weird and ruin my collection. so i cant do that. maybe staplers but probably not. ive just thought of something that would make a great collection, pictures of midgets drawn by old people. i dont know about collecting them but i would defiantly like to see them. i would just choose any old people though, theyed have to be crazy for starters, because theyd think the midgets were crazy things like leprechauns or ghosts so their drawing would be better.